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It is done, then.

Two have, once more, become one.

...for how long, though...

(OOC: SORRY, TO THOSE WHO ENJOYED HER, BUT.... stereotypically-robotic!KOS-MOS is gone for good. She and Mary have undergone their fusion/apotheosis once more. ♥)

( Private to Self//Purposefully Hackable by Close Friends (meaning Rubedo and Val) )

(OOC: Sorry, just Mary talking to herself. ♥)

....updating weapons diagnostics....

Weapons Diagnostics:

Primary:

-Unarmed capabilities: possible; output limited to 68%
-Phase Transfer Cannon: functional. No PT cartridges detected in vicinity.
-R-CANNON: functional; output limited to 60%
-R-BLADE: functional.
-R-DRILL: functional.
-X-BUSTER: functional; output limited to 35%; replenishment of energy stores impossible.
-S-CHAIN: functional.
-R-HAMMER: functional.
-R-DRAGON: functional.
-D-TENERITAS: non-functional.

Secondary:

-F-GSHOT: accessible.
-F-MSHOT: accessible.
-F-BSHOT: accessible.
-F-RSHOT: accessible.
-F-SCYTHE: accessible; limited to internal power supply only; maximum operational time: 1 minute, 13 seconds.

Tertiary:

-KOS-MOS Tertiary Weapons System: inaccessible. Non-functional following incursion into the hypersphere surrounding Rennes-lu-Chateau.

Access granted to Upper Level facilities.

Understood.

____________________________________________________________________

Valeria: given my renewed offensive capabilities, would it be preferable for my role at the store to change? My current capabilities are well-suited to either guard duty or the gathering of material components for your concoctions.

Valeria, Pudding, and other residents of the Curious Cait Item Shop's residential floor: I have heard word of a new and powerful monster stalking the Lower Level. It is not recommended that you journey outside. When not on duty, I will remain outside, and keep watch for it. If it should appear, I will alert you, and attempt to delay it.

1. Think of 10 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. And they've gotta be true.
2. Come up with 5 false statements regarding yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability.
3. Jumble them all up together and list them in any order.
4. Post them on LJ and let people guess which the five false ones are!
5. Get 5 others to do the same
6. Don't cheat by reading through the comments!

1: My sister and myself were, originally, one coherent whole.
2: My primary purpose is to prevent the destruction of the universe.
3: My visual scanners are incapable of detecting the colour red.
4: I am only three years old.
5: I have taken part in atmospheric re-entry without the assistance of a vessel.
6: I am capable of directly accessing subspace, as a medium for weapons storage.
7: I have never taken part in traditional human expressions of affection more personal than a hug.
8: I am incapable of consuming most food that is intended for humans.
9: I have known and traveled with the historical/religious figure commonly referred to as Jesus Christ.
10: Given the proper circumstances, I am capable of outputting enough energy to disrupt the fabric of space/time.
11: I have not yet found a single individual whom I feel is worth protecting above all else.
12: KOS-MOS is not my personal name.
13: My armored plating is actually connected to my skin.
14: I am more prone to ignoring questions than to lying, when truth is not an acceptable option.
15: I am fluent in over 6,000 forms of communication.

...Absyrtus has now been properly interred. There is not a marker on his grave, to stifle the efforts of those who would act disrespectfully towards his remains.

( Private//Unhackable )

(OOC: ...Mary's v. sad to see her chaos-bb disappear. BUT SHE'S KEEPING A STIFF UPPER LIP. D: )

ERROR
ERROR
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TERMINAL ALTERATIONS TO CHASSIS DETECTED

INITIATING AUTO-REPAIR FUNCTIONS

(OOC: OHOHOHOHO yes. Genderswap-KOS-MOS. COULD IT BE ANYONE ELSE???)

Albedo Piazzolo, your command of the English language is inscrutably poor.

I am transcribing several basic primers on grammar and sentence structure.

Read them, and make use of the knowledge you gain.

(OOC: Lulz, she wants Alby to make sense. D: )

Gaignun Kukai. Jr. Albedo Piazzolo.

Remain in your dwellings. I will operate at the highest capacity currently possible to ensure your safety.

I have been informed that access to electricity is severely limited in this region, and that one of the few possessors of such is a company known as ShinRa.

I wish to request the use of your power supply, to replenish my internal reserves. If you desire, compensation may be provided, in a form of your preference.

Interrupt added: inquiries regarding copulation from "Pudding Myles", or which originate from fiddled, are to be ignored. Priority: L7.

Status update: I still require power. Reserves are currently at 22%. If I am unable to recharge in the next 37 hours, I will cease to function. This is not desirable.

(OOC: She did some basic research to find out Pudding and Val's name. She assumed that, since she didn't see a last name down for Pudding, and since Val DID have one, that she'd just slap it on there, because they're mother and daughter. So. Yeah. God that name looks weird. D: )

...main drivers online.

NATARAJA control system engaged.

AI active.

Status output:

Anti-Gnosis Humanoid Weapons System.

Serial Code: 00-00-00-00-1. Development code: KP-X.

Abbreviated name: KOS-MOS.

Weapons Diagnostics:

Primary:

-Unarmed capabilities: possible; output limited to 12%
-Phase Transfer Cannon: functional. No PT cartridges detected in vicinity.
-R-CANNON: non-functional.
-R-BLADE: non-functional.
-R-DRILL: non-functional.
-X-BUSTER: non-functional.
-S-CHAIN: non-functional.
-R-HAMMER: non-functional.
-R-DRAGON: non-functional.
-D-TENERITAS: non-functional.

Secondary:

-F-GSHOT: inaccessible.
-F-MSHOT: inaccessible.
-F-BSHOT: inaccessible.
-F-RSHOT: inaccessible.
-F-SCYTHE: inaccessible.

Tertiary:

-KOS-MOS Tertiary Weapons System: inaccessible. Non-functional following incursion into the hypersphere surrounding Rennes-lu-Chateau.

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PRIORITY 1 INQUIRY: What is my current location?

PRIORITY 1 INQUIRY: What is the location and current status of Shion Uzuki?

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( Private to Shion//Hackable by any Xenosaga PCs//yes, I know there's not Shion, but she still adressed this to her )

KOS-MOS' Weapons Systems:

Primary (that is, weapons that are incorporated into her physical body):

-unarmed combat (durrhurr)
-Phase Transfer Cannon (pistol she carries at her hip; requires PT cartridges to act as anything but a sidearm)
-R-CANNON (cannon that replaces an arm; fires energy pulses)
-R-BLADE (blade that replaces an arm; vibrates rapidly, vastly magnifying cutting power)
-R-DRILL (it's a fucking drill-arm. No explanation needed.)
-X-BUSTER (similar to a phase transfer cannon in appearance and general idea; the difference lies in the destination of the energy. In a normal phase transfer, energy is pushed outwards, to expand the affected area; the X-BUSTER, however, turns it inwards, to replace the energy expended by the attack.)
-S-CHAIN (...uhhh.... lemme get back to you on that.)
-R-HAMMER (BONK. Hammer arm.)
-R-DRAGON (....lemme get back to you on that.)
-D-TENERITAS (lol, boobycannon. She fires an energy orb from her chest, which seals the enemy inside an isolated sphere of normal space surrounded by a subspace distortion - I might not be using words right, idrk - and initiates a superlocalized phase transfer. rape, but small-scale rape.)

Secondary (that is, weapons that are stored in subspace until summoned; a.k.a. "subweapons"):

-F-GSHOT (Triple gatling gun. Comes in a pair. Tosses away bullets like they were Skittles.)
-F-MSHOT (Missile launcher.)
-F-BSHOT (.....don't remember D: )
-F-RSHOT (....don't remember.)
-F-SCYTHE (A giant god damned scythe that tears you into itty-bitty pieces because it fucking CAN.)

Tertiary:

-KOS-MOS Tertiary Weapons System (a.k.a. rapewings. Multiple phase transfer cannons. It's generally excessive, and totally inaccessible in Purg, because she could destroy the whole fucking place several times over)


I'LL FUCKING FINISH IT LATER, BECAUSE I HAD IT HALF DONE AND IT GOT DELETED AND NOW I'M TIRED SO FUCK YOU.

Also, funny story about how complete this is going to be. Xenosaga III, thanks to its delicious skill system, introduced about THIRTY NEW GOD DAMNED WEAPONS SYSTEMS FOR KOSY. SO. IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.